dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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