Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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