This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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