Me too!
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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