he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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