He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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