Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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