I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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