if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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