also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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