I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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