is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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