I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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