He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Green mimosas i think yes
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
What a dumb baby whore.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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