i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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