the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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