You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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