But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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