Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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