there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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