you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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