Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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