We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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