Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Just pee around me
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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