Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Randomize
