I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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