I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Dear god my vagina.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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