uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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