My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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