This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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