Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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