oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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