Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?