I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize