"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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