He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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