I heard we made out
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have