I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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