I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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