East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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