well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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