did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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