That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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