Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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