North Korea, Best Korea!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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