So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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