You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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