Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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