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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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