drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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