HIV tests are more positive than that guy
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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