that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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