Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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