So drunk, too bad you don't want this
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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